Delinquent Savants

A Todreamalife company · Est. 2022

We solve hard scientific
and social problems. Just create.

Delinquent Savants is a curated network of unconventional experts. Talk to one for 30 minutes, get a straight answer, pay what you can.

Services

Our platform is simple. Consult a Savant, 30 min + one summary email. Solve your problem. Pay what you can.

Consult
Most consultants sell you a framework. A Savant has actually done the thing you're stuck on, and thinks about problems sideways instead of top-down. You get a specific answer to your specific problem, not a slide deck.
Because the network is curated, not crowdsourced. Every Savant is deeply expert in something and a little unconventional about it: neurodivergent, self-taught, allergic to the usual playbook.
We hire for judgment, not polish. Between someone who dresses the part and someone who's actually solved your exact problem before, we take the second one, every time.
$50/hr, flat, by design. Proceeds fund the Techrentice apprenticeship program. You're not getting a discount version, you're getting the real thing, priced so more people can use it.
That's not a question, but thank you. We think so too, some days.

“It means mischievous stupid–genius. Sort of… in English.”

Delinquent savant, explaining to a non-native-English client

The network

Two ways in.

Savants

Talk to a genius

A curated bench of unconventional experts: neurodivergent, lateral thinkers, deeply specialized. Fast, honest reads on hard problems.

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Techrentice

A different apprenticeship

Paid technologist apprenticeships for people the industry usually screens out. We recruit for talent, not pedigree.

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Follow us

The network, unfiltered. Mostly.

Hands covered in paint, mid-project, brushes in the air
French bulldog puppy in a yellow sweater, unimpressed
Colorful ink swirling through water
Skateboarder catching air off a ramp edge

For mayhem

And lucidity so rare it seems like madness.

We won't bother you with stupid shit.